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[asonoficeandfire]

Who: FiN and guests
Where: FiN dorms
When: Day 240, post game

We tried so hard, and got... to middle ground, which literally did nothing for us. But at least we're good at cute and wholesome advertisements?

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Not even looking up from what he's doing]

Stop touching that.

[nohalation]

Oh.

[Puts it down.]

...

[Picks it up.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What did I just say?

Also, you're getting glitter over everything.

[nohalation]

"Stop touching that."

[She puts the knife down.]

Is there a problem with the glitter?

[...picks up the knife...]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You never can get it out of anything. Everything it touches is glittered for life.

[nohalation]

...

[Puts knife down.]

...

[Pitter patters over to Intensity.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picks up and deposits in lap]

[nohalation]

[Hooray! She takes her familiar spot and gets cozy, wings flutters glitter everywhere.]

They say this is a "prank" although I do not really understand what that means.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Tries to take that fact that his is no drenched in glitter from hair to hem of his coat with as much dignity as possible.]

It means you flipped a trap card your opponent wasn't expecting.

[nohalation]

So stabbing is a prank?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only if they don't see it coming.

[nohalation]

So if you take out their eyes, you are guaranteed to succeed in a prank! I see!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Go for a kill shot or not at all.

I taught you better than that.

[nohalation]

[Pouts...]

I don't like killing...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then I guess you'll never like pranking.

[nohalation]

Oh no...oh no, that's so sad...oh no, oh no, oh no...

[And thus she begins sniffling over this TRUE TRAGEDY]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh shi---]

Are you crying?

[nohalation]

[Sniffly, wipes face]

Nnnnnoooooooooo.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Puts a hand on both of her shoulders]

Angel.

Look at me.

[nohalation]

[wipes nose and looks at]

...?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[1000% serious]

If you want to prank someone, cover them in glitter.

It will cut worse than anything you could do with a knife.

[nohalation]

Wowee...

[????????????????????????????]

Is it really?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes.

Would I lie to you?

[He would. He absolutely would]

[nohalation]

Sometimes Intensity is secretive about stress and working too hard, I think!

[Sighs, but flops back.]

But nooo, I guess not.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Ignoring that first part completely as he pats the top of her head]

Excellent.

Now you know what you must do.