BARiTONES looks like they cheat on their taxes

[intimitation]

Who: BARiTONES and visitors
Where: BARiTONES dorm
When: Day 227-228, SOMEWHERE AROUND THERE IDK

[Man, we didn't get any game punishments and someone STILL got beaten up. This is just the BARiTONES way, I guess.

But maybe you're having a fine time anyway!! How we doin'?]

Comments

Re: Day 228 early evening

[intimitation]

Ah, Silencchi’s dad.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Don't say Trashfire in front of his unit. Don't say Trashfire in front of his unit]

Surprised?

This is one of my favorite hang out spots.

[intimitation]

...I think I've only seen you here once.

[??????????]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Exactly. Two visits is practically a 5-star rating from me.

[intimitation]

Wonder if there'll ever be a third time. Maybe if you ever decide to play basketball.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Bought a court for your dorm yet?

1/2

[intimitation]

Oh. Huh. I could do that, couldn't I?

[intimitation]

Maybe I'd buy one if I ever found someone who deserved to be on the same court as me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's also assuming you deserve to be on that court.

[intimitation]

Uh. Yeah. I'm a national-level basketball player, and one of the six Generation of Miracles.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Do you really just say "six Generation of Miracles" right now with a straight face?

[intimitation]

[SIGH.]

Say what you want, but it doesn't change the facts.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then fine. I'll humor you.

What kind of miracles can basketball bring?

[intimitation]

Talent that you only see once every ten years. At least, that's what they would say in the magazines, I guess.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

... But still just basketball...

[intimitation]

It isn't just for basketball. It seems my talent is "copying". If I see it done once, I can copy it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh really? Within the laws of physics or no?

[intimitation]

I'm not gonna be able to lift a mountain if that's what you're asking.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I was thinking more of one of those awful action scenes in the movies Silencchi's mom likes to watch.

[intimitation]

Oh. I mean if it's physics breaking, no, I come from a non-fantasy land. But if it's like doing motorcycle tricks or whatever, I could probably copy it.

But I'm not a nerd so I wouldn't be able to copy someone's brain or anything like that. Sho-niisan said that'd probably be more your advantage.

1/3

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Good to know that you're---

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Record scratch]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sho-niisan?

[intimitation]

Ahhh, I don't think we're actually related I think, but I guess we look alike enough. Even though I'm taller, he's older.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just laughs. And laughs and laughs and---]