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jokesaboutrighthands) wrote in
imeeji_frontstage2020-01-13 03:28 am
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Who: the new guy
Where: avante
When: 196, early morning
[anyway if you are avante maybe you noticed the telltale sign of a new person in the area, such as a new (reoccurring?) door to a bedroom, and from it the sound of a yelp, something heavy hitting the floor, and then a muffled string of probably vivid cursing]
Where: avante
When: 196, early morning
[anyway if you are avante maybe you noticed the telltale sign of a new person in the area, such as a new (reoccurring?) door to a bedroom, and from it the sound of a yelp, something heavy hitting the floor, and then a muffled string of probably vivid cursing]

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They look down at Kaz, presumably on the floor.]
I didn't think our team average for organic limbs could get any lower.
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he's wearing uh
he looks grumpy]
Well sorry to hurt your numbers. Who the hell are you?
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You too? But you got your name?
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Are you—are you all right?
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Depends, are we talking about my tailbone or the missing--
[But he definitively does a double take once he gets a look at her]
...missing, uh... everything.
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[ she's... got her hands sort of clasped together in front of her weirdly tightly? ]
We've got a sitting room out here, or I can explain more in here, but the full explanation's a bit long—er, my name is Shrike, and... suffice to say that you've been brought here by demons to perform for others' entertainment as part of this unit, avante en garde.
It's not a great situation, but we'll help you with everything we can.
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...you're pulling my leg.
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...Well, fuck. We got a grandad.
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anyway he had been in a better mood until he had to deal with only having two limbs and now he's crabby again]
Oh, I got myself a smartass. Don't start with me, brat, I'm having a morning.
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So you haven't gotten your fill of getting your shit wrecked, is that what you're saying?!
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Can't say I remember getting my shit wrecked to begin with. But you seem pretty eager to throw down with someone you just met, or are we not strangers?
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1/2
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... Hello?
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startles as he pops his head into the t-shirt and finds gold there]
--Shit! You guys forget about knocking too?
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Sorry but also it sounded like multiple struggles happening so maybe I needed the element of surprise.
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At ease, soldier.
[pulling his shirt the rest of the way down over his battle scarred chest]
Actually, I could use your help. You kids got a -- [stops himself midway through what he was about to say, grimaces a bit and correct] -- a crutch or anything like that around here?
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...More old guys...
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More little girls. You kids really don't know how to knock.
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Oh, we know how.
Assuming you're the new guy. Rest of those invisible or you just hopping for now?
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ommmmgggggg!!! ]
WE GOT A GRANDPA! WE GOT A GRANDPA, EVERYBODY!
[ after taking a very short peek at--well honestly probably griffin wrestling with gramps (how cute, they're getting along so well already) kestrel is running around, excitedly shouting. well, in between when she has to stop and catch her breath, or sit down. she's definitely not over being sick but apparently doesn't really know how to take it easy.... ]
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Hhhhhe's got a broken table to clean. But he looks much calmer!]
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He doesn't pretend to not notice Griffin though, instead lifting his head and arching an eyebrow]
Back for round two? Or did you get it out of your system?
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[He is unnaturally placid now, compared to before.]
We lost a Game yesterday that hit me with anger issues. I mean, more than normal. Did someone explain that stuff t'you yet?
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