BiT: DEBRIEFING

[tradesecret]

Who: BARiTONES
Where: BiT Dorm
When: Day 195, post-game

[ Dinner and Debriefings, you know the drill ]

Comments

[notadrop]

[ hey

it's very unfair for other people to use nicknames ESPECIALLY OF THEIR ACTUAL NAME

they're going to have a HEART ATTACK and DIE ]

I mean, obviously! You all are 'cause you're mine and I'm the cutest, duh.

[marsascending]

[ yeah that's why she's doing it ]

Are you here because we're cute, or are we cute because you're here?

[notadrop]

[ rip pelagia "ruby "bloody "luna" mary" sour" doruca 2049-20XX ]

Both, obviously.

[marsascending]

Blessèd with your presence. Keep on taking good care of us.

[notadrop]

Yeah, totes. Be not afraid or whatever, my child.

1/2

[marsascending]

...I'm not worried.

[marsascending]

[ and AGGRESSIVE HAIR RUFFLE ]

I trust you, you dumbass.

[notadrop]

[ WAHHHH ]

I'm making terrorism against company law. You're going straight to the brig.

[marsascending]

Listen, I can only express earnestness while being deeply obnoxious to balance it out or I start to feel too uncomfortably seen. It's a work in progress.

[notadrop]

Oh, oh! Me too!

[marsascending]

I’d ask why we’re all like this, but I think I know already.

[notadrop]

They might as well rename us to "That Unit That Would Rather Die Than Show Vulnerability"!

[marsascending]

The problem is that admitting that is also vulnerability; otherwise rebranding that way might get us some points against our shifty image.

[notadrop]

Laaaaame. What if we're like, really ironic about it? Like, seven layers of irony?

[marsascending]

That's a lot of irony. I feel like we'd have to work pretty hard to not confuse the message, but I believe in us.

There was something to that joke funeral concept, though, perhaps applied a different way.