WAKEY WAKEY

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C and Zrael
Where: Zrael Dorms
When: Early 192 Morning

[KNOCK KNOCK ZRAEL DID YOU WANT VISITORS]

Yoohooooo! Wakey wakey! C'moooon, even if you're villains, you still should be early risers! Ya gotta stick to a schedule to be fit and healthy for all that gab and stabbing, y'know?

[HE'S WAITING OUTSIDE but if someone does answer they'll find him balancing:
-a plate of a stack of pancakes covered in cereal
-Candied peppered bacon
-A pitcher of orange juice
-a small cream puff tower*

.....the catch being that one strip of bacon is coated in ghost peppers, the orange juice has mint leaves in it, and a couple of the creampuffs are full of wasabi. There's nothing wrong with the pancakes other than being a sugary mess

WHAT UP ZRAEL]

Comments

[avestan]

[opens door

sees c

closes door]

[neigh_sayer]

DOODIES NO! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING!

[avestan]

[through the door]

Goodbye.

[neigh_sayer]

[KNOCKS WITH HIS FOOT]

Rude!! I can't eat all this, y'know! Besides, I'm here on very important business!

[avestan]

Not my problem!

[neigh_sayer]

[HA LET IN BY DIA, JUMPS IN LIKE CAVEMAN SPONGEBOB]

Now I am!

[rollplayinghouse]

[Maki is in fact awake and making muffins.

She glances past Doodle to catch a glimpse of C before he closes the door...

And offers no objections to this.]

[neigh_sayer]

[IS IN]

Heeeeeeey Gloryroll--ahaha, scratch that, it doesn't work at all.

[rollplayinghouse]

[flatly]

No, it doesn't.

[neigh_sayer]

It'll be a work in progress! It won't ever roll off the tongue quite as well as C though!

--eeeeeh, are you cooking? You'll spoil your breakfast!

[constellationprize]

[ opening the door, swaddled in a white fuzzy blanket with furby heads and rubber eyeballs sewn into it ]

Good morning...

[neigh_sayer]

Diaaaaaa they wouldn't let me i--omigod you look amazing, that is great.

[constellationprize]

It's really cute, isn't it...?

[neigh_sayer]

Totes super duper ultimately cute! Did someone get it for the holidays? Jealooous! It's perfect for eating breakfast in! Especially what I brought.

[constellationprize]

... Really? Thank you for bringing us something to eat...

Um, is that why you came to visit? That was really nice of you!

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ it's early enough that Man☆Eater was probably still asleep, so you get him grumpily wandering out of his room in just a pajama shirt. ]

Keep it down, would—

[ then he sees who it is and his face twists in blatant displeasure. ]

. . .

[neigh_sayer]

[eyebrow waggles and wave a piece of bacon at]

Mannie! Oh goodness your morning look is a sight for sore eyes.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ oh-so-casually cracking his knuckles. ]

If they're that sore, I could always help put you out of your misery.

[neigh_sayer]

As much as a black eye would do wonders for my complexion, and the big sleep would net me some much needed rest, I'll have to pass. Things to do, other people to piss off later, y'know, the usual.

But how you have something to eat and wake up! Then I can talk business.

[carnivorouscarnival]

[ raises an eyebrow. then glances at the food. then looks back at C. ]

... Ohhh, I get it. It's poisoned, right?

Try something with a little more finesse next time.

[hissterics]

[




A cat DROPS ONTO HIM FROM ABOVE, all claws out. ]

[neigh_sayer]

[LUCKILY HE JUST SAT DOWN ALL THE FOOD]

Ah!! An attack! An assassination! Who would do this!!

[hissterics]

[ Leaning in until they're nose-to-nose, smiling an unpleasant toothy smile ]

Get out of my house. You're stinking up the place.

[neigh_sayer]

Isn't there an old saying about looking at what the cat dragged in? Don't use my musk to cover up your naaasty habits!

[hissterics]

[ Sharpens her claws.

On his shoulders. ]

What do you even want? Since we're just disposable trash to you.