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[JAWS THEME]

[. . . that is someone is sneaking up on Intensity from behind ready to pounce on him like a feral cat]

[It seems like he is not paying any attention]

[well okay]

[POUNCE TACKLE FROM BEHIND]

[WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

And for the second time in so many days...

Man down! Man down!]

[BECAUSE CATS ARE POUNCY CREATURES]

Hey there, handsome.

[sitting on Intensity casually because he can]

[As salty as possible from his pinned position:]

Hello, sugar cakes.

I can't believe you did this to me before the actual cat.

Your actual cat is slacking.

[stands up tho, extending a hand to help Intensity up but not expecting him to take it]

Hard at work?

[He predictably doesn't take it as he gets to his feet]

Not at the moment. Why?

Because I wanna talk about work.

[glances up at one of the cameras]

I'll even host the meeting, out of the goodness of my heart.

... Fine. Lead the way.

[heading up to HSS, one hand in his pocket, gesturing for Intensity to follow]

No refreshments, though. I'm not that nice.

Edited 2019-09-19 15:12 (UTC)

[Honestly the hero den is probably more appropriate for work meetings, given the decor]

Good.

Bribes don’t work on me. And now I am only moderately suspicious of whatever you have to say instead of highly suspicious.

Relax. I don't do bribes. Little to covert for my overt tastes.

[pushes a spinny chair in Intensity's direction with his foot]

I wanted to ask about that classified information you mentioned.

[Sits down]

What about it?

I want to know what it is.

[simple and to the point]

It’s classified for a reason.

Yeah. I know.

[but he doesn't do well with authority. with people having a say over him. he won't say that aloud, though]

But without it, our little deal feels a bit one-sided. And you did say you'd work on getting me access.

Edited 2019-09-19 16:01 (UTC)

Two caveats.

You don’t try to summon anything - angel or demon - without a heads up.

Nor do you breathe a word about who is working for who to anyone not listed for clearance.

I don’t need them mobbed while they’re allied with us because of people’s righteousness.

[. . . easier than anticipated]

One, demon summoning has never turned out well for Heart, so that's a non-issue.

Two— yeah, okay. That one's easy.

[Thank that mission you went with Intensity and Kohime on]

Then I think we’ll have to take this back to “my” office.

[CANNOT BELIEVE INTENSITY PERCEIVES MARS AS RELIABLE]

Okay.

[standing up again]

You lead the way this time.

Of course.

[And off we go to FiN, sugar cakes.

Time to get Mars ACTUALLY up to speed]

[HE FEELS SO SPECIAL, HANDSOME]

[following without much protest at all, hands in his pockets. he's quiet and doesn't even try to make small talk; he knows they're both kind of bad at that, anyway]

[Small talk is for people who give a shit about social niceties.

Anyway, into FiN and then into his lab - which is still mostly bare because B rightfully confiscated his stuff when he went missing.

He pulls this from seemingly empty air --- guess who's been playing with holographic technology --- and hands it to Mars.]

Edited 2019-09-24 03:38 (UTC)

[blinks a little, before plopping into the nearest seat to read. he is quiet for quite some time, absorbing and digesting the information, and then—]

Holy shit did D.Va really put her soul into an apple???