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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Idols
Where: Around the hotel
When: Day 154 Evening and Night

[One (1) all-purpose mingle for all your idol needs]

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[420blazeit]

[ lobs a sandwich at him from across the lobby. ]

[ if she hits him in the head she'll probably choke on the coffee she's drinking, so at least they'll be some karma involved. ]

I hope you're remembering to eat.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He catches it, robot eye moving in a way that is distinctly not human to follow the arc before it hits him. His other eye doesn't look up from the phone.

And back it sails in her direction]

Don't treat me like a child.

[420blazeit]

[ she catches it and starts walking over. ]

Is that what you think I'm doing?

[ just shakes her head and sits down beside him, setting the sandwich down as she opens a can of mountain dew. refreshing~ ]

What are you shopping for?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Glances at the drink. She knows it’s neon colored, right?]

Metal engraver.

Was thinking about signing some of my work. You know. As a quality guarantee.

[420blazeit]

[ neon colored and like 99% sugar! ]

Oh, that’s a really cool idea. Should I pop out my eyes so you can sign those. [ ribs him with a laugh. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have to pay the healer fee, not me.

[420blazeit]

[ she might be able to get levi to do it for free... but she's not sure she feels like popping out her eyeballs. she kind of likes having them in her head and fully operational for, like, once. ]

I'll consider it. Is that all you're looking to get?

[ she tries to steal a peek at the screen. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[That seems to just be it. Nothing in the shopping cart]

It takes forever to find anything in this shitty UI.

[420blazeit]

[ hm... ]

It's hell, what do you expect. It's probably garbage on purpose. [ takes a sip of her drink. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Holds his hand out for the sandwich]

[420blazeit]

[ she sets it into his hand. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Unwraps it.





And tries to shove it into her face]

[420blazeit]

[ ASDFG! ]

[ INTENSITY?! ]

[ FLAILS HER ARMS A BIT AND THEN GRABS AT WHATEVER THE HELL SHE CAN TO THROWN HIM THE GROUND. ]

Ungrateful bastard!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is shoved, but he laughs all the way down]

Are you remembering to eat?

[420blazeit]

[ dumps her dew on him. ]

No, actually, ... [ shoves her hand into his face and snickers. ] so maybe I should take a bite out of you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is now covered in neon liquid sugar.





This face says it all.]

Meka!

[420blazeit]

[ ...licks his cheek. ]

Still bitter. Weird.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wipes at his cheek.

GROSS]

MEKA!

[420blazeit]

[ just. going. to laugh. ]

[ but if he’s going to keep calling her that... ]

It’s D.Va. [ tries to grab his wrists and pin them in place. ] Not Meka.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

It's Meka when you're pulling shit like---

[Oh no.

OH NO.

Not again. Not today.

He plants a knee against her stomach and pushes back.

OFF!]

[420blazeit]

[ ...! ]

[ at least his first reaction isn’t to straight up knee her in the stomach. ]

[ mars has a habit of doing that. this, a “warning”, if it could be called that, is fine, she’ll take it, and stop. d.va doesn’t keep going after his wrists but instead grabs his knee and tries to steady herself. ]

I’ll chill, just relax. [ going to awkwardly try to get up and off him. ]