It's Time to D-D-D-

[calmthefoxdown]

WHO: Gold and some guy he found playing with pots and YOU
WHERE: Dining Area
WHEN: Day 1, Afternoon

[ What happens during a live, I guess we're finding out. ]

[ If you were around the dining area a little earlier, you might have heard this going down. Now, Gold's MEDIA ATTENTION app has been activated, which broadcasts him in possibly the most unenthusiastic tone for a guy about to engage in a frying pan fight. ]

Unit member Gold of unit Avante en Garde, active. For the honor of my ears being spared the sounds of pots and pans clanging into each other for however long you planned to keep building that tower, I challenge you to a duel.

(( OOC: Duet is raiding but will be responding once she's done in a couple of hours. For now you're stuck with this loser. Incoming yugioh! ))

Comments

[calmthefoxdown]

I suspect that's how a lot of it will go.

[crossmyheartandhope]

So anyway. You got any cool frying pan moves you're gonna show off?

[calmthefoxdown]

None at all.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Aw, come on. You gotta make some up, at least.

[calmthefoxdown]

I can hold it and I can swing it. That's the extent I've thought up.

[crossmyheartandhope]

But what if you did like, cool double-handed pot-holding spinning kicks?

[calmthefoxdown]

I would injure myself before the duel started.

[crossmyheartandhope]

One-handed pot-holding spinning kicks?

[calmthefoxdown]

Those too.

[crossmyheartandhope]

One-handed pot-holding spins? No kicks involved.

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Holds pot. ]

[ Makes a 360 spin in place that is literally him just crossing his feet twice and spinning around. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, that's a pretty good start. Now you gotta go a little faster.

[calmthefoxdown]

No, I'm good.

[crossmyheartandhope]

It's gonna be a pretty boring fight if you don't try and put on a show.

[calmthefoxdown]

Are the frying pans not enough?

[crossmyheartandhope]

You gotta dream big, dude.

[calmthefoxdown]

If it gets me extra points, maybe.

[crossmyheartandhope]

And if it doesn't you're just gonna phone it in?

[calmthefoxdown]

That sounds about right.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...you do you, I guess.

[calmthefoxdown]

Yeah.

[ Doing him means nailing someone in the stomach with a frying pan, apparently. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Welp.]

[That sure is a thing. Uh.]

[calmthefoxdown]

[ ... Gonna. Click off the app now, that should be enough. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

...some arm you got there.

He okay?

[calmthefoxdown]

Yeah, but I don't remember much about injuries. It's not bleeding, at least.