Oh, so you just don't want to head up? All the clothes I could offer you are in my dorm.

The three options would be, if the top carnation in your hair dies first, you last years in life would be difficult. If the middle one dies first, your early years are the hardest, and if the bottom one dies first then your entire life is miserable. Which is just no fun at all, who wants to have that kind of fortune told?