A dual live!

[asonoficeandfire]

Who: Duality, B, your pets and YOU
Where: Lobby
When: Day 137, noon

[Sometime during midday, the lobby is suddenly transformed into a pet utopia! It's occupied by a myriad of different pet toys like plush mice, colorful bouncy balls, feather sticks, chew toys, frisbees, squeaky toys, mechanical... you name it! If you have a specific toy in mind, it's probably there. Not only that, but a corner is occupied by a cat tree and a smaller obstacle course with parts fit for most kind of animals.

Duality is standing in the middle of things, his cat perched on one shoulder and B right next to him, pushing the live button.]

"Welcome to the Pet Paradise! Come join us! I will tell your future depending on your pet's behavior! Everyone says the pet and the person reflect each other after all~! For those without a friend, I'll tell you what kind of pet would suit you best!"

I know there are several people here who owns pets, and I was thinking... what kind of toys does your pet like to play with the most? It will be an experiment to see what toy ends up being their favorite, as well as which toy ends up being something they all like.

[Duality pauses]

If you don't have a pet, that's fine too! Come and play with them anyway, I'm sure they will love that. I know Yuki would.

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[On one hand, pets.

On the other hand, he's actually kind of fucking poor at the moment. And Duality is actually hosting a Live.



So.

Approaching. With Blue Eyes, of course]

[liarliarliar]

Your pet says you're an arrogant man.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Blue Eyes nods in complete agreement]

Hey!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Makes an irritated sound. But WHATEVER. Moving on]

Can you make her pet-sized so she can do your silly obstacle course?

[liarliarliar]

Of course!

[shrinking her down so she's the size of a big dog]

A competitive lady, is she?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Now at that size, the "affectionate" headbutt aimed for B's forehead hits somewhere around his kneecaps]

There needs to be competition for that.

[liarliarliar]

Heh!

[reaches down to give her a pat]

You are an arrogant man! But perhaps you've good reason to be.

I think she'll do well in the course. She's a nimble young lady AND can fly after all.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Precisely.

Do you want a run through the obstacle course?

[asonoficeandfire]

[wait what you're actually going to participate]

Does Blue Eyes like to play with toys?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

She likes to school other pets in card games.

Does that count?

[asonoficeandfire]

I don't think any other pets can play card games...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What are you even teaching Yuki then?

[asonoficeandfire]

I let her do what she wants. She's not a dog... she prefers to do things her own way.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Still not an excuse to avoid picking up certain skills.

[By now, Blue Eyes is now large dog size and roaming around the set-up]

Would she even be interested in a race?

[resonantblue]

Intensity sees his dragon as a pet... that's so cute!

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Intensity looks at Song]

[And then at Blue Eyes]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[To which Blue Eyes swivels her head to look at Intensity, narrowing her beady robotic dragon eyes]

That's not true.

[resonantblue]

It COULD be true!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Reducing her to just a pet is demeaning.

[He says...

Bringing her to a pet Live]

[resonantblue]

But...

[looks around,]

[420blazeit]

If it’s not my favorite dragon. Hey Blue-Eyes~!

[ queen is sitting on her shoulder wearing a pair of pink shades. ]

And Intensity too, of course.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Blue Eyes is now large dog sized and prbably tearing a toy to shreds as they speak]

Your cat also have vision problems?

Or are you one of those owners?

[420blazeit]

One of those owners, huh?

[ folds her arms, queen bristling a bit. ]

And what's that supposed to mean?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The kind of owners who doll up their pets in human clothes.

What else could I mean?

[420blazeit]

You're saying it like you've got a problem with it.