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Who: IDOLS
Where: VIDEO ROOM
When: Day 135

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LAST WEEK IMEEJI NEWS: EPISODE 2

[tradesecret]

[ You've seen it before: the talk show-style desk, the evening Tokyo Skyline in the background, Yvette and Silver suited up, it's another episode of... Last Week Imeeji News.

They've foregone the mugs this week. There are two bottles of whisky on the table, but really, after The Week everyone had, it's not a surprise. ]

Good Evening, and welcome to our uncensored, unscripted and unsponsored little salt shaker of a show, "Last Week Imeeji News." If you didn't catch our last episode, we've got a little bit of everything: hot gossip, game commentary, Live reports and... basically anything else we can think of before the alcohol runs out.

So grab yourself some alcohol, make yourself comfy and drink with us~

[shutthefoxup]

Pull up a seat, pour a drink and join us on the journey that is this week's special segment: Does it inspire or toss it in the fire? A round up of some of our favorite and what the fuck moments with your fanmail. I don't know about you, but I have some OPINIONS.

[tradesecret]

[ Practically vibrating in her seat and uncapping her whisky ]

Mine was good this week, but let's have it. I'm ready. Probably.

[shutthefoxup]

Good or bad, fanmail is like a gift from your aunt who, every year, somehow manages to forget not only are you not interested in children's card games, but also that you are an adult. Can't return, might as well burn it.

[Snaps open a folded letter]

Without further ado.......I'll start with a recent piece of fanmail. Ahem.

"I swear you've grown at least an inch taller than your brother! And tall boys are totally my type, Smiley winky face. Can I get those digits big boy?"

First off, I would like to comment that referring to a potential love interest as "boy" immediately sets off warning bells. Second of all, the use of an emoji makes me concerned you may actual be of the right age to date "boys". And third of all, I WILL be checking to see if this same letter was sent to Gold. That said, you have picked the correct twin to be considered for having "good taste" and sadly, even if I were to give you those digits, I'm currently trapped for an undetermined amount of time in Hell. Nonetheless, thank you for your interest, nya. So, sis, does it inspire or toss it in the fire?

[tradesecret]

The thinly veiled neg to your bro is a red flag. Dear fans, a compliment that puts down another person isn't a compliment. Let's not be that way to people. It's not very nice.

[ she smiles. ]

Burn it.

[shutthefoxup]

Another sacrifice to the fire gods.

Sis, do you have any oldies but goodies you'd like to share?

1/????

[tradesecret]

[ holding up a 2 pieces of brightly colored paper ]

As a matter of fact, I do. I received a pad of "Sexy Mad Libs," which I had completed with assistance from my unitmates. As promised, I shall be reading these for everyone today.

The first one is titled "Fantasy."

2/????

[tradesecret]

[ She clears her throat and begins in a tone best suited for a classical poetry declamation, except instead, there's... whatever this is. ]

"You fill my sleepy fantasies with bombs.... I love to imagine you in only a garters. It makes my plum spooned." Open bracket, sic, close bracket.

3/????

[tradesecret]

"I dream about calling you cupcake~ and throwing you against the hand as I breathe you so shiny."

[ She'll pause for a breath, just to let how ridiculous it all is sink in for a bit. ]

"You'll beeeeeeeeeeeeeg me to use knife and needle to pleasure you. It will make you so sharp you will beep with desire."

[ In place of the onomatopoeia, she makes a chirpy beep. ]

DONE (for now)

[tradesecret]

"What do you say? Will you let me boxing your eye all night long? Swollen please?"

[ Daintily takes a sip of whisky to soothe her throat after that recitation. ]

[shutthefoxup]

[......................takes a drink from his own whiskey]

I'm damn near plum spooned over these mad libs. Are you beeping with desire sis for our next bit of mail?

1/2

[tradesecret]

No, no. I have one more.

"You have the type of fucky body that can only be compared to the beauty of a fuckboy. Truly, I have never seen a fuckhouse that could compete with your fuckness. Your tail is the most shitty I've ever seen. I'm the luckiest Abi"—Ah that's our Absinthe, just to clarify—

[tradesecret]

Where was I? Oh yes:

"I'm the luckiest Abi that has ever fucked. To show you just how fucked you are to me, I am going to fucking" open bracket, sic, close bracket "your wings for three hours straight. There would be nothing better than fucking your body till the fuckhouse makes me stop."

[shutthefoxup]

Til the fuckhouse makes us stop, amen.

[tradesecret]

So now, big little bro, what shall I do with this pornographic doujinshi of myself and Primrose? I see that our Bunny Bar Live was really inspiring for one person!

[shutthefoxup]

That depends, sis! .......DOES IT SPARK JOY?

[tradesecret]

I think so~

[shutthefoxup]

Into the drawer of precious memories and things you can never write home about it goes then.

[tradesecret]

Your turn! Got any more?

[shutthefoxup]

I have another one....and a question.

[Takes another swig for strength before holding up a drawing of SIX FOOT TALL C]

WHY.

[tradesecret]

[ almost spits her whisky out, lips pursed tight until she can swallow it down ]

...is that C? That's C, right?

[shutthefoxup]

[Slams his hands on the desk]

The charm point of a small is that they are small! Why steal all the appeal???? Two talls don't make a right, you deviants!

[tradesecret]

I don't know~ Capital C is still pretty cute. His face still has his gremlin essence. The part that isn't being eaten by your face, anyway~

[shutthefoxup]

A body big enough to house the size of his personality.

[Does a spin in his chair]

That said, it's a keeper folks!

[tradesecret]

For serious? I thought you were gonna burn it for a second.