Back to the Future... is now

[justpure]

Who: future is now + any visitors
Where: future is now dorm
When: Day 130, post game

[So... Space happened. Now what?]

Comments

[resonantblue]

Ah. If I were not vying for a hotel next time I would support you...

[arealeyeopener]

Why do we need another hotel?

[resonantblue]

People keep having sex in public places.

[arealeyeopener]

............................I have some unfortunate news for you that a hotel is not going to stop that.

[resonantblue]

WE DO NOT KNOW THAT UNTIL I TRY.

[arealeyeopener]

People are going to fuck in public because the possibility of getting caught makes it more thrilling.

[resonantblue]

NO! DO NOT BRING KINKS INTO THIS!

[arealeyeopener]

BUT THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING, SILENCE!!!

[resonantblue]

IT IS NOT HAPPENING BECAUSE PEOPLE MERELY HAVE SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES INSTEAD OF THEIR DORM BECAUSE THEY ARE EITHER TOO LOUD FOR THEIR UNITMATES OR TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE THEIR UNITMATES DO NOT LIKE SO DO NOT IMPLY THE POSSIBILITY OF A KINK!!

[arealeyeopener]

HEY INTENSITY WOULD A HOTEL MAKE YOU STOP FUCKING IN PUBLIC SPACES?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

ONLY ONE OF THEM DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING LOCK!

[arealeyeopener]

I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!!

AND YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION THIS IS IMPORTANT TO SILENCE'S PLANS IN ASKING FOR A FUCK HOTEL!

[resonantblue]

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO QUESTION HIM CLEARLY HE IS HAVING SEX WITH MAN EATER HERE TONIGHT!

[arealeyeopener]

THEN WHY DOES HE NEED TO DO IT IN PUBLIC PLACES OTHER TIMES AND NOT HERE, SILENCE!! WHERE IS YOUR LOGIC NOW!

[resonantblue]

HE DID NOT SAY HE ENJOYED HAVING SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES BECAUSE THEY WERE PUBLIC PLACES MEANING MY LOGIC STILL STANDS!

[nohalation]

WOWEE

[arealeyeopener]

HE DIDN'T SAY HE DIDN'T EITHER!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

HER LOGIC FUCKING HOLDS!

[arealeyeopener]

GIVE A STRAIGHT ANSWER REGARDING THE HOTEL WOULD IT STOP YOU!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T DO THIS IN THE GODDAMN DORM!

[resonantblue]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY GUESSED WHO YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH SO DO NOT SAY THIS IS THE REASON!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

AS IF THE OTHERS WEREN'T OBVIOUS!

[arealeyeopener]

SECONDING INTENSITY THIS ISN'T HARD TO FIGURE OUT!

[resonantblue]

THERE ARE OTHERS?!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just this look.

WHY IS HE STILL PARTICIPATING IN THIS CONVERSATION?]