CALLIGRAPHY LIVE: ART GALLERY EDITION

[syncintohell]

Who: Shu, potential artists, people objecting to using the hospital as an art gallery
Where: The Hospital
When: Day 127, Later Afternoon

[ Your phones get a live alert: Shu is broadcasting in the late afternoon from the rarely used hospital ]
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With all this nonsense about grocery stores and your deep and abiding desires for bugs, I have long since realized that it hopeless to think that you lot might be convinced to vote for something cultured. As such, I instead come to you with this proposition: let us create an art gallery of our own.

The hospital is largely of no use to us, and the many small rooms can be used as display room each. So I call to you, idols of Tokyo-F! Give me your name on this directory, to choose a room and you may display what you like. I invite you, with art show yourself to the world!

[ He holds up to the screen a paper that written in his bombastic cursive: Art Gallery Directory. His name is already on it, and it looks like he's already claimed a room on the forth floor. ]

Comments

[syncintohell]

Self-portraiture is certainly a worthy artistic pursuit! Certainly, claim a room and give unto me your name!

[ BRANDISHES THE LIST ]

[mywife]

[Points at whichever room looks the most prominent.]

I am Ozymandias, King of all Kings, greatest pharaoh of all of Egypt whom you shall know me as Ramesses II! As I am born from the sun god, Ra, reincarnating from the Sky god, Horus, my lineage is divine and thus I rule over all creation including this world that we are in. I am also the keeper ☆ZRAEL, Phara☼h, who has adopted this unit from my sister, G☆d, who has been wrongfully taken away from the unit. I am also Rider of the Rider class, Heroic Spirit of the Mount. It does not matter a beast or human construct, I shall masterfully conquer them all with my skill.

[syncintohell]

[ Excellent, Shu will start writing down:

SELF-PORTRAITURE THROUGH SCULPTURE AND OTHER MEDIAS: OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS, PHARAOH OF EGYPT (RAMESSES II) and the room for him ]

Kakaka! That is certainly the self-introduction. If your grandeur translates well to art, then certainly we have a treasure room awaiting the public!

[mywife]

Oho, someone that understands. Good, you may remain in my presence for as long as you shall like!!

[sparkle sparkle sparkle]

[syncintohell]

Oh-hoh, your confidence does you well! But I had no plans on leaving, regardless of permission, so it is just as well you have acquiesced to acknowledging that I am richly deserving of my place here!

[mywife]

Ha! It seems you have your own trait of arrogance! Considering this world is filled with cowardice, it is almost a breath of fresh air!

[syncintohell]

It is not arrogance when my pride is well-earned. Those that would shirk from even their own accomplishments have no place upon the stage of history!

[mywife]

Indeed, this is refreshing. I will simply have to witness this pride that you have earned. There are those who will say the same thing, and yet have not done anything to prove their merit.

[syncintohell]

Yes, there are plenty fools who would ride the coattails of past glories and other's successes and claim the spotlight they stand at the edges of is their own. But it is equally pathetic to trail after another, begging for praise. You will see and acknowledge my brilliance on your own, or you will fail to and prove your own eyes clouded with cynicism!