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[asonoficeandfire]

Who: FiN and any visitors who dare brave the snake pit.
Where: FiN dorms
When: Day 124 after fanmail

[so yeah, so we have cybersnakes in a pit now. just try not to pull the wrong lever at the wrong time. we also have a balcony now! there's futuristic sliding doors and it sports a miniature landing strip?

and if you take a look into Duality's room, it's suddenly bigger and cluttered with a cat sized obstacle course and all kinds of cat related things. it's like a cat paradise in there]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Dryly:]

How appropriate.

[thinkoutsidethebox]

Do you think...? When I got my assistant, I wasn't sure whether to get a snake or a spider...

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why not a weasel?

[thinkoutsidethebox]

[offended]

Do you really think of me like that?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're the one wearing a snake.

Is there that much of a difference?

[thinkoutsidethebox]

A snake is closer to your dragon than it is to a weasel.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

In biology, perhaps.

But not anthropomorphic traits.

[thinkoutsidethebox]

Snakes are thought of as cunning and menacing. Weasels are misleading, evasive and annoying.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So then why a spider as your final choice?

[thinkoutsidethebox]

...In a genre like this, my assistant is less of a "Watson" and more of a bodyguard. In terms of physical force and capacity for armaments, eight limbs seemed more appropriate than zero.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So you're going to turn him into a Swiss army knife.

The life size version.

[thinkoutsidethebox]

Something like that. Though I'm not sure "life size" is the right way to describe a heavily equipped, six-foot-long robot spider.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Can it support your weight? There's the real question.

[thinkoutsidethebox]

Of course it can. Easily.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then why do you walk anywhere?

[thinkoutsidethebox]

[giggles]

Am I some kind of villain from a third-rate video game...?