Live........

[earthquaked]

Who: Plover and ?? you i guess
Where: lobby
When: 122 afternoon/evening idk


[ Surprise it's another WILD CITY, lounging on one of the couches in the hotel lobby with a canned coffee or something. ]

So I know this is gonna come as a surprise to some of you motherfuckers but I've been thinking. Yeah, I know. Been thinking about that community bullshit or whatever, upgrade thing.

I've come to the conclusion that my son is a fuckin idiot and a grocery store is a terrible idea. Ecosystem is still whatever, bugs still suck I guess, I dunno, don't think I've ever been bitten by a mosquito so I don't really care. But I can't imagine a grocery store is gonna be any more convenient than just ordering ingredients off the phone. Less, if anything. The chances of it being free like the cafe are slim to none and the only way it benefits you jackasses is so you can keep playing house and pretending this godawful pit is anything like the real Tokyo, and have the novel experience of trying to cart bags of groceries home by rail. Idiots.

So I'm here to tell you to vote for some fucking conbinis. Even if you have to pay for the food there's a 7-11 like every two blocks and if you didn't want some onigiri or egg salad sandwich or some GOD DAMN oden you do now. And if you haven't experienced these things, you're missing out.

Vote for conbini so I have a place to loiter around like the dumbass delinquent I am and like the half of you are or I'll, I dunno. Shit on your stoop or something. Or fight me for it. Don't let Silver's promises of home-cooked food sway you. If we wanted home-cooked food we wouldn't be traversing the streets at 10pm to pick up some shitty cup noodles and karaage.

Comments

[liarliarliar]

I mean normal cafes charge too and amusement parks charge and onsens charge and arcades charge and all those are free without asking for free stuff?

[undressedforsuccess]

You never had to rely on your points for that crap. Just seems like a dumb business plan to give away one of your top sellers for free.

[liarliarliar]

I mean people bought arcades for their dorms and Alcheme bought its own hot tub so we don't need the onsen so by that logic all upgrades are stuff they could be forcing us to buy.

But you're not wrong to be wary either. Not much reason to trust the producers. I won't deny you could end up being right.

[shrugs]

If my vote is a mistake, it's a mistake. But its less costly than other mistakes that get made so I'm not going to sweat it too much. I'll be happy if ecosystem doesn't win because I don't care for bugs but if it does win. Well. Some other people not me will be happy and I can buy bug bombs and mosquito spray and rat traps and be inconvenienced and that's not the worst thing either.

[undressedforsuccess]

People're really burning up with passion on this one. Gotta say I think it's kinda weird––and my jungle's a concrete one, so I ain't pulling for the eco-crap anyway.

I'll be happy to be wrong about the grocery store, though!

[liarliarliar]

I want the grocery store to be real...I want free bento boxes from U... But a lot of the options would be nice.

You should have seen the horse wars... People got heated about that too. Not many people use the horses, but those like five people really love those horses. So much. I thought like Horse People were a myth but apparently it's true and there are just some people who love horses with the intensity of a hundred suns.

Like horses are fine and all but if we want travel animals whoever suggested catbus was the one who had the right idea.

At least ask for a pegasus next time, horse people.

[undressedforsuccess]

Eheh, you sound a bit like a sore loser. I'll have to check out the horses, might be kinda fun. . . 'course, all this pearl-clutching about how mean it'd be to bring animals here don't make a lot of sense if we've already got those.

[liarliarliar]

I'm fine with being a loser luckily. Winning can be a lot of effort.

I mean, I'm not into bringing animals here but as long as I don't have to take care of them none of my business what other people do.

The horses would probably love the attention so go for it. Feed them a few apples or. Whatever it is horses eat.

[undressedforsuccess]

Mm. . . kinda comes with the territory for us. One of our power option's to get an animal partner, so it'd be tough to say I'm completely against it, not without putting my teammates in a tough spot.

[liarliarliar]

Right, it makes other people really happy and people want to grab onto whatever happiness they can get.

[undressedforsuccess]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't plan on getting that power myself, anyway.

[liarliarliar]

It's a tempting thing! I love petting Duality's cat...

Your animal is a Coyote, right? That'd be super cute...

[undressedforsuccess]

Close. It's a "coywolf", some sorta coyote-wolf hybrid.

I didn't get it at first, but I'm thinking it's some stupid play on how I'm not really human even though I look it.

[liarliarliar]

Ah? Goodness, they sure like playing at things don't they... So you didn't get to pick your animal then...

[undressedforsuccess]

I could've changed it. It just sounded cool enough at the time, I left it alone.

[liarliarliar]

I see...I'm just curious since no other unit has something to choose besides color.

[undressedforsuccess]

Eheh, well it's kind of our thing to be wild at heart, I guess! S'not like you get to make an educated choice, without memories and all.

[liarliarliar]

It's true. You just kind of feel vague things about this and that to start without really getting the whys behind any of it.

I'd like to see what a coyote wolf looks like someday.

[undressedforsuccess]

You got it. "Mascot Animal" is next on my shopping list, I'll even take suggestions for names!

[liarliarliar]

I'll have to come up with my best animal names list...

You could probably get a pep like neechan or Wednesday to do a fill in poll if you wanted.

[undressedforsuccess]

I feel like I'd end up with some nonsensical ridiculous name nobody's wanna use. . .

[liarliarliar]

You can rile people up by tossing those in a fire.

But yeah I guess that is asking for some smartaleck to draw a dick or suggest something like. Princess Chainsaw Snickerdoodle of Narnia.

[undressedforsuccess]

[Cracks up]

Eheh, maybe I'd use one like that, if it wasn't such a mouthful! "Princess Chainsaw Snickerdoodle of Narnia, sic'em!" means I'll probably be toast before I even get halfway through the name.

[liarliarliar]

Use the part you like best but make everyone else use her full and proper title because she is a PRINCESS and they are not deemed worthy to do otherwise.

[undressedforsuccess]

Hell, I might even get away with it, if they gotta use the name to be able to pet her.

[liarliarliar]

Some people would make such good faces....