imeeji_frontstage | Live........

Who: Plover and ?? you i guess
Where: lobby
When: 122 afternoon/evening idk

[ Surprise it's another WILD CITY, lounging on one of the couches in the hotel lobby with a canned coffee or something. ]

So I know this is gonna come as a surprise to some of you motherfuckers but I've been thinking. Yeah, I know. Been thinking about that community bullshit or whatever, upgrade thing.

I've come to the conclusion that my son is a fuckin idiot and a grocery store is a terrible idea. Ecosystem is still whatever, bugs still suck I guess, I dunno, don't think I've ever been bitten by a mosquito so I don't really care. But I can't imagine a grocery store is gonna be any more convenient than just ordering ingredients off the phone. Less, if anything. The chances of it being free like the cafe are slim to none and the only way it benefits you jackasses is so you can keep playing house and pretending this godawful pit is anything like the real Tokyo, and have the novel experience of trying to cart bags of groceries home by rail. Idiots.

So I'm here to tell you to vote for some fucking conbinis. Even if you have to pay for the food there's a 7-11 like every two blocks and if you didn't want some onigiri or egg salad sandwich or some GOD DAMN oden you do now. And if you haven't experienced these things, you're missing out.

Vote for conbini so I have a place to loiter around like the dumbass delinquent I am and like the half of you are or I'll, I dunno. Shit on your stoop or something. Or fight me for it. Don't let Silver's promises of home-cooked food sway you. If we wanted home-cooked food we wouldn't be traversing the streets at 10pm to pick up some shitty cup noodles and karaage.

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....................you're not my real mom.

Yeah, sorry, I didn't know how to tell you. I know this must come as a shock.

If you'll excuse me, I have a live to go prepare for.

[ sssiitting up. ]

Do you?

Yup.....I'll just prepare my mind for dealing with people AGAIN. And throw a grocery store live AGAIN. Except this time I'll offer.....I don't know. Cooking. Cleaning. Personal training. Fanservice. Sloppy make outs. We'll see. I'll poll what the people want.

...

You know I'm not serious, right?

I do. I worked really hard at getting those votes though. And the people who would change their vote to conbini are the grocery store people though. Which risks splitting the vote and could cause ecosystem to win despite my had work. Even if you're joking, some people said the changed their vote, right? Can you see why I would be a little frustrated? Or am I being too sensitive?

I'm pretty sure it's literally just Cobalt and he wasn't voting for the market anyway.

I get why you're frustrated but personally I think you should let your results speak for themselves. Who's gonna choose me over you?

You're talking shit about my teammate when you bash yourself, you know! Why wouldn't they choose you? You're awesome. You've got plenty of great qualities, so don't say that.

Because I'm objectively a worse person than you and people love you for completely valid reasons.

Anyway, people always get pissed off for real when I do one of these stupid lives, so I really don't care about digging myself a deeper grave socially. I don't really need anyone but you guys.

You're not a worse person! I'm plenty garbage in my own ways, so it's not like I'm that great.

And they're not allowed to get pissed. You haven't done a single thing to them. Well, aside from the idiots thing. Mostly you're just talking about how conbinis are though!

You're getting all fucked up, bud. Sit down and relax a sec.

It really doesn't bother me. Don't worry.

I'm not getting fucked up, I just don't like it when people try to imply I'm better than them in any way.

[Sits down]

Especially you guys. I'm not better than any of you.

I'm not the one with the issue, then. You're the one who needs to think better of himself.

I have a healthy opinion of myself.

You're placing yourself lower than an illiterate, cannibalistic monster slut.

That ain't healthy.

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John Doe: Don't.

Silver:...
Silver: fine

John Doe: Good.

Silver: you owe me a juice box

Edited 2019-06-02 03:42 (UTC)

John Doe: With a lunchable, yes.

Silver: all i have to say is it had better be one of the pizza ones

John Doe: Sure. Whatever. Just get away from her.

Silver: fine fine
Silver: putting my phone away
Silver: going to do laps or something.

John Doe: Alright.