[ His face looks comically alarmed for a moment as tiny razor sharp kitten claws scrabble at his scalp for purchase, but it won't take her long to get to a safe perch.
Then he just looks... charmed. ]
Hm... well, if she's Queen, maybe that just means she and I will seize that power together.
[ as soon as she's perched atop his head she's going to sit straight up and look around. this is a good spot and she's clearly content. he can probably still feel her purring. ]
Riiiight. I know her weakness though. [ smirks 'wickedly'. ]
[ she takes his hand and plops a small mouse into it. one that's filled with catnip. queen immediately seems to realize what's what, so she tumbles down from his head. she misses her mark, but recovers and manages to cling to his front as she leans out toward his hand for a sniff. ]
[ she sinks her claws into the nip mouse and drags it closer, smushing her face into it and flopping into his palm. she starts rolling around, the mouse clutching between her paws as she continues to get that sweet kitty high. ]
I didn't think it'll take much to bribe this little royal.
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[ queen licks his nose and then tries to jump up to climb into his hair, because she wants to be higher up. ]
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Then he just looks... charmed. ]
Hm... well, if she's Queen, maybe that just means she and I will seize that power together.
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Riiiight. I know her weakness though. [ smirks 'wickedly'. ]
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Weakness, huh?
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Check. Mate.
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... What is that?
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Meow. [ she's reaching for the nip. ]
Cats love it!
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Well then, thank you for making me aware of the best method of bribery.
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I didn't think it'll take much to bribe this little royal.