bingo continued

[idolpro]

Who: Idols
Where: Anywhere
When: Day 101, morning

[Some later risers may be finding that their phone is just now chiming to show the bingo app. Some people may be finishing their first bingos! The app makes a very satisfying victory trill when you fill in the fifth square.]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Sliding up next to him to look at his card]

Do you even have to ask?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ At this point it's looking like this ]

Not when you're involved, no.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Intensity is down to "follow an order", "cut someone with a knife", "use someone as furniture", or "offer a sincere apology".

That last one is happening never]

Cuddling or biting gets you closest to a bingo.

[Said for purely strategic purposes.




Surely]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Yes


Of course ]

You don't really strike me as the cuddling type.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That narrows it down then, doesn't it?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Giving him an obnoxiously long considering look. ]

Yes, I suppose it does.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

See? That wasn't so hard, was it?

[Smirking. Like the asshole he is]

And are you willing to do something for me in return?

[puzzlekeeper]

And what would that be?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Let me use you as furniture.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ .................... every day you test him ]

And that's really the only option, is it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Every god damn day]

Well, there is also "cut someone with a knife", but it seems a little early to be bringing that into the picture. Don't you think?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ A slow smirk ]

Not even remotely, no.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

The choice is ultimately yours. But since you seem a little--- behind. Let me assist with you card first.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ FUCK you

But instead of rising to the bait, he gestures for Intensity to follow him and then wordlessly starts heading out of the hotel. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[I---

Do we need a location change for this? Okay.

And like the whipped person that he is, Intensity is following]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ Biting and stabbing are always best kept slightly more discreet. Probably.

Anyway, he doesn't lead them any further than out of the hotel and around the corner, where there are slightly fewer potential pearl clutchers milling about. ]

Do you actually have a knife on you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have a sword on you at all fucking times. Why do I need to bring one?

[puzzlekeeper]

Do you really think you can actually cut me with my own Heart Weapon?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not fatally. But it'd be stupid if you couldn't. What if you needed to?

[puzzlekeeper]

... Why would I need to?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Rolls his eyes]

You don't think you're ever going to encounter a situation where you might have to hack off a limb to save the rest of yourself. Or put in a position where'd you want a quick painless dea---

. . .

Right.

Undead zombie power.

[Sighs]

Let me go get a knife.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ He has the nerve to laugh.

GO GET A KNIFE, INTENSITY. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[YOUR POWER SET IS AWFUL.

Steals a knife from the kitchen like you do. Since he doesn't actually own one himself.]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ It's awful. That's true.

He's in the same spot waiting patiently when Intensity returns. ]

Better.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course, Your Excellency.

[Mumble grumble]

As I said before, after you.