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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Future is Now and visitors
Where: Future is Now
When: Day 99 (post event)

[Well at least none of them got stuck in Heaven or the Abyss]

[Silver lining]

Comments

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Holds his hand out and kind of see-saws it back and forth a little.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I see. Wonderful.

Well - if their methods really work then we shouldn't have to worry about that for too much longer.

[crossmyheartandhope]

He wasn't, like. A dick about it?

He was just telling it how it is.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That your refusal to participate in a murder game banishes you from Heaven? Like how that is.

[crossmyheartandhope]

That I don't got a soul, and I don't got any heart to speak of, and I'm all over demonic energy.

[And some other stuff he's editing out.]

...anyway, like you said. Long's those ways he told me work, we got it figured out anyway.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only the demonic energy bit is true.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean. He could tell, though, right? It's gotta be true.

It was bad enough he couldn't even touch me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You have a soul, Hurricane! And a heart!

And fuck what anyone else says on the matter.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[He's quiet for a long couple of seconds. Then:]

...thanks, dude.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Especially some stupid angel who fucking misplaced their own god.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Wait, God's MIA, too?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Mehniel didn't seem to know if he was dead, fallen, or went out to grab smokes and never came back.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Great.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't look too upset about it. That just means the throne really is vacant for C to fill.

[crossmyheartandhope]

One less step on the to-do list, huh?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Joker's going to be so sad he's not going to get to fight God. I hope I get to be the one to tell him.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You could show up there right now. Make your dreams come true.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll wait until Nine-Nine gets back. I'm sure they are all complaining about his stupidity at the moment.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Sounds about right.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Exactly.

Now what was this about the rules of Heaven?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh, uh. There were seven of em. They were like...

One. Live to serve the lord?
Two. Fight against hell, like, hardcore.
Three. Don't turn your back to a demon or compromise with one.
Four. Honor your brothers and sisters in battle.
Five. Save every soul you can.
Six. Don't suffer a demon to live.
And seven was like, love with everything you got.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Looks genuinely unimpressed]

. . .

Do you know if that was a priority ranking or not?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Not a clue. Sorry, dude.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Whatever. I'll add them to the notes in case someone else runs into a different angel.

We'll see if they work like a passcode.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Kay.

[Pauses, hesitating. Then:]

There's, uh. One more thing.