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[motherglowsbest]

Who: YOUR NEW MOM
Where: Future is Now
When: 97, late night

[ Depending on how long it takes you to notice either the update to the team roster or the voices from the common room, you will see the newbie poking purposefully around the dorms, or perhaps even already sat at the table busy mending whatever she could find in the closet that looked to be in need. She's pleasant-looking woman in a crisp retro-futurist dress, her hair and makeup somehow already perfectly styled. She seems absorbed with the task at hand, but once she notices company, her smile brightens. ]

Well hello there. Shouldn't you be in bed about now?

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Even as he’s giving new team mom a hard time]

Good riddance. I was going to pawn it off to Shine but this is way better.

[scarvedforlife]

You'll always be first mom in our hearts!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Only because you weren’t here for the actual first two moms.

[scarvedforlife]

--the old guard?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Two of the original five.

[scarvedforlife]

Who were they all?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Arginine - your generic old fashioned housewife. Gin, woman with a tough exterior but a heart of gold. And Toaster. Our little own murderbot.

None of them bought into the idol bullshit obviously.

[scarvedforlife]

... You let someone call themself toaster?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that really what you're taking away from that?

[scarvedforlife]

Yes it's clearly the most telling part of the whole story.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

He liked his name! I liked his name. And so did Angel.

So what's the problem?

[scarvedforlife]

Popular choice doesn't make it a good choice.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I didn't know you were the name police.

[scarvedforlife]

Sure am, and you're arrested for your crimes against public decency.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh no. And what's my punishment, officer? Community service?

[scarvedforlife]

The punishment fits the crime, a terrible nickname for you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh please. Do your worst, Shogun.

[scarvedforlife]

Sure thing Edgelord.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Why yes, I do consider all edges to be under my dominion. Goes nice with the geometric theme in here, don't you think?

[scarvedforlife]

Oh please let me use that one in public.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Absolutely. If Edgelord is the best you can come up with?

[scarvedforlife]

You're right.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity I can't take lightly.