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[stakesthesame]

Who: y'all with memories to take
Where: y'lobby and surrounding y'spaces
When: y'day 82 evening

[ howdy friends how's your evening






some of us have memories to take, right ]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Work was very slow at that time, I see.

[eatsthecanary]

Mine, you mean?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. Unless this was your normal hitman fare.

[eatsthecanary]

The tattoo the scarred guy was talking about.. We were chasing down tattooed criminals to make a map to gold out of their skin.

He just had unique tastes, even for a criminal.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Map of gold out of their what...?

[eatsthecanary]

Their tattoos. It was some kind of code.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Did it require you to remove their skin to complete this map?

[eatsthecanary]

I figure we could do drawings. But that means they would have to stay still long enough.

And they were criminals, so I bet a bunch of them wanted the gold too.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Like real criminals? Or bear-fucking criminals?

There's a range, you know.

[eatsthecanary]

Bear fucking is probably a crime. But I think he was pretty unique.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you so sure? There's a whole unit based on that theme.

[eatsthecanary]

There's a pretty big line between fucking someone with animal ears and fucking actual animals, I feel like.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Think of it as a gateway drug. That's where they get you.

[eatsthecanary]

Do me a favor and do me in if I end up at the bottom of that slippery slope.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Leave me your gun in your will and consider it done.

[eatsthecanary]

It'd be pointless after I was already dead, wouldn't it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Whisky, I'm hurt. I'd find a way to keep your legacy going. Just maybe not in the way you envisioned.

[eatsthecanary]

[ pff ]

I'm not altogether too concerned about leaving a legacy behind.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Even better. Then you won't care how I doctor it for my own purposes.

[eatsthecanary]

I'd probably just give it to Wild City, if you mean the gun.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So what? They can hang it over the mantle?

[eatsthecanary]

I could teach Silver to use it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Now that would be an interesting plot twist.

[eatsthecanary]

I doubt he'd agree, but I'd be interested to see him try.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Maybe you should teach him something more concealable first? Or are rifles your only forte?