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[knowsgrowsnow]

Who: this girl and you
Where: where u eat food
When: day 76 evening? something?

[ anyway there's a memory being broadcast (cw: implied pedophilia and then actual murder) and then to go with it... ]

I'm auctioning off one very rare item, it's the sole honor of never being brutally murdered by me! It's like a get out of jail free card! Sounds fun, right? Who wants to bid!

Comments

[thechampagneking]

[looking from the memory to 47]

...what in the fuck.

[knowsgrowsnow]

Heya~

[thechampagneking]

I repeat: what in the fuck. Are you a contract killer.

ok i'll play 1/2

[bevoted]

[ .................. he just came here to get something to eat. but now he doesn't feel so hungry anymore.

for. a variety of reasons really, the brutal murder he'd just witnessed being only one. ]

... hey- [ there was a tinge of sympathy in his voice, because well. he's seen this kind of shit before and it sends a twist in his stomach and chest, but then she OPENS HER MOUTH AND, ]

2/2

[bevoted]

-- excuse me??

[knowsgrowsnow]

I'm making meatballs out of ground meat.

[deicider]

[They look somewhat impressed.]

What an ad campaign.

[knowsgrowsnow]

Well, why not?

[deicider]

[cocks head, curious.]

Do you remember why you were sent to kill him?

[imfine1111one]

[just came to get some water and JEEZUS

turning that into something to drink]

. . .

Are you. . .[not okay but]

Do you want to do something else, off camera? Like take a nap?

[knowsgrowsnow]

. . . what?

[imfine1111one]

Or--[what do people even do]

Smoke? I don't think I smoke. . .

Uuuum. I feel like you should do something relaxing? Maybe?

[columbidaring]

Uhhhhhhhh.

[knowsgrowsnow]

Interested?

[columbidaring]

Is this an out-of-game exclusive no-murder offer?

[noteablekiller]

[w....why....]

[knowsgrowsnow]

Heya~

[noteablekiller]

[wh--where do I start]

........So you were an assassin....

[cw_underage]

How much does the bidding start at?!

[knowsgrowsnow]

How much is your life worth?

[cw_underage]

You can't put a price on things like that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is the bid more expensive to not get murdered at all, brutally or otherwise?

[knowsgrowsnow]

You just have to do better than other people, you know. I don't set the standard of price!

[tradesecret]

[ The Creme Yvette No Judgement Zone keeps rolling ]

Very effective. I'm impressed.

[knowsgrowsnow]

Thank you! It seemed kind of fun.