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[puzzlers]

Who: YGOs
Where: pep!pep! dorm
When: Day 75, afternoon

[ ygos gonna ygo. ]

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[puzzlers]

[ that looks like a trap if he ever saw one. which he hasn't. but still, totally suspicious. ]

[ sets two cards face down and plays frightfur patchwork. ] This spell card lets me add both an Edge Imp monster and a Polymerization card from my deck to my hand.

[ HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR MORE CUTE. ]

Next I summon Fluffal Mouse in defense mode, [ squints at the card a moment. ] which allows me to summon two more copies from my deck.

You sure you can handle my stupid fluff balls, Intensity?

[ activates polymerization to fuse the edge imp sabres in his hand and one of the fluffal mice together to summon frightfur tiger. ]

Still think they're stupid? [ because his ability sure isn't. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Wait, let me think about that.

[. . .]

Yes. Still fucking stupid.

Choose which cards you're going to destroy wisely, Yugi.

[puzzlers]

[ he's going to make you eat those words. ]

[ because your proto-cyber dragon ain't got shit on his fluffy dog and friends... ]

I'll choose the center and right face down cards.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Picks them up and tosses them in the graveyard and waits for Yugi to complete his turn]

[puzzlers]

I'll have Fluffal Dog attack your Proto-Cyber Dragon.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not so fast!

[Flips his trap card over on the playing mat thing.

This feels so----

????

Anti-climatic]

I activate Dimension Prison. You're too old to be playing with toys, aren't you, Yugi?

It's time to grow up.

[puzzlers]

[ and fluffal dog is banished. ]

Playtime's over, Intensity, Frightfur Tiger, go, attack his Proto-Dragon monster!

[ cast his hand out dramatically and... yep, that sure was an attack. this feels so lackluster. assuming he doesn’t have any hand traps he’ll use that same hand to grab a pen to jot down the change in life points. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[That would be zero trap cards on Intensity's field. But yeah, hmmmm... there's something surely missing here.

Also keeping score with pen and paper. How barbaric.

Guess Intensity will just have to up his game with shouting and vicious monologues as he plays his next few cards]

[puzzlers]

[ this definitely doesn't feel as right as it probably could have, but the duel continues and the lifepoints tick down with each and every attack made. ]

[ yugi counters all the shouting with shouting of his own, though he'll talk about friendship and the heart of the cards as opposed to being an ass. it doesn't do any good, however, and it's like mokuba says in duel links- the heart of the cards must need a defibrillator, because yugi loses to, who other than, the blue-eyes white dragon. ]

[ he's quiet a few minutes after the duel ends, but then he smiles, his tone as chipper as ever, ] That was a great duel, Intensity, I had fun!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait a few moments for him to come down from his mocking laughter high]

Yes. "Fun". Say whatever you need to protect your precious little pride.

[puzzlers]

[ is a few moments going to be long enough? ]

Fun. I don’t know what you have against having fun, Intensity, but I. had. fun.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There's no point to it.

Rework your deck and then challenge me again.

[puzzlers]

[ why are you like this! ]

All I need is a few minutes.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No. I'm not doing your fluff deck a second time.

Make something else.

[puzzlers]

I've already got something in mind, Intensity.

[ magicians! ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then what are you waiting for?

[Fixing his deck, too. It's missing something. He can feel it. Something like...




A sad clown]

[puzzlers]

[ weirdo. ]

[ just give him a minute to put something together and... there. ]

Ready to lose?