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Who: YGOs
Where: pep!pep! dorm
When: Day 75, afternoon

[ ygos gonna ygo. ]

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I see Timeshare #1 has arrived.

[ bitch ]

—What did you just call me?

You're right. My bad. Since you arrived in Hell later, technically you are Timeshare #2.

Don't be sour just because you're the odd one out here.

As if the lot of you could handle my Timeshare.

Choose your deck, Your Excellency.

Impatient as ever. Fine.

[ He's immediately choosing a Dark Magician deck, because of course he is. ]

[Because of course he is. At some point, Intensity had to step out to buy three Blue Eyes]

And what do you want if you win, hmmm?

[ Thinking about this for a moment.

What would piss Intensity off the most?

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... ]

Nothing. Crushing you into the dirt is satisfaction enough.

You expect me to play a game with you with no stakes? What's even the fucking point?

Playing the game? For fun?

Foreign concept. Name your stakes or forfeit.

Pitiable.

[ Sources Say Mr. No Fun Never Once Enjoyed Playing a Children's Card Game ]

But fine. One favor, non-negotiable, to be redeemed at any time I choose. That and crushing you is satisfactory.

[HE ALREADY OWES TWO FAVORS! One under a binding Taisho contract. Uncle. Uncle.]

I accept your terms.

Don't disappoint me.

[ Stop losing maybe?? ]

I never do.

[ Drawing his hand and fanning it out. ]

Now duel!

That's for me to judge, not you.

[And fanning out his own cards. Hmmmm...

Like Cyber dragons is really on point. But somehow it still feels off. Why is there no sad clown in his deck?]

Duel!

[ What ensues is... unnecessarily dramatic for a children's card game no doubt being played at a makeshift school desk.

There's definitely a lot of gesturing and yelling. "Not so fast!" gets declared more than once. King definitely has to sweat out thinking he's done for at least three times during the duel, and Intensity has to listen to at least one lecture about how brute force alone isn't an effective strategy and he needs to harmonize with his cards or some shit.

Hopefully no furniture gets thrown, but, y'know, shit happens sometimes! Whatever. ]

[That hope dies pretty quick when Blue Eyes get sent to the graveyard and Intensity slams his hands on the table so violently whatever drinks/snacks are situated in the immediate vicinity teeter precariously]

A fucking lucky draw!

[ If he didn't look smug before, he certainly does when the hands come down. ]

There's no need to be a sore loser, Intensity. It's only a fun game, after all.

Fun? Fun!? It was like playing in the fucking Stone Age.

Who keeps track of Life Points on paper?!

[ Oh buddy. Wait til you hear about dueling in 1000BC Egypt.

King just bursts into surprised, non-mocking laughter at the outrage. Give him a second. ]

[At least then you sucked people's souls out for monsters!!! That was dramatic!]

What's so goddamn funny?

[ The clown sitting across from him who's never had fun in his life.

Schooling his expression somewhat. But only somewhat. ]

I'm sure we can relocate to the vid room next time, if there wasn't quite enough dramatics or mortal peril to hold your interest.

[Huffs]

Maybe I'm just irritated that it takes you so long to do simple subtraction.

[ EXCUSE you ]

It was a perfectly average amount of time!

Right. My mistake. "Perfectly average". That seems exactly your style.