HEY WHATS GOING ON IN T--OH GOD

[arealeyeopener]

Who: future is so confused right now and visitors
Where: future is now
When: Day 66 afternoon

[Boy, sure is a lot going on. Sure would be a terrible time for a new member of the unit to arrive.




A new member of the unit walks out his room]

WHY CAN'T I REMEMBER ANYTHING????

[i mean honestly isn't this everyone's question right now though]

Comments

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[They wouldn't. They fucking wouldn't...!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[If he does anymore internal screaming in the next 24 hours, it's going to start bleeding over into external screaming]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Hey, new FiN. Meet one of many of your monochromatic unitmates who looks fucking shocked to see you]

Stop shouting!

[arealeyeopener]

Answer my question!!

[and yes his eyes really are just glowy like the icons]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I don't remember the fucking answer!

We're all goddamn amnesiacs here. Even more so then usual. The powers that be really picked a fucking awful time to drop your sorry ass into this fucking madness.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Also why the FUCK do your eyes have more saturation than the rest of the room combined!]

[arealeyeopener]

Well excuse me for showing up at the wrong time!!

What should I do then if you can't tell me???

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sit...

[Looks around the main room]

--somewhere. And listen. All of your memories have been taken and you're now part of an idol production. This unit is future is now - the science unit. Which is currently fucked up with a double dose of memory loss and some sort of color sucking bullshit. So double check anything I say against the information available in your phone even if it's the worst fucking piece of garbage to navigate.

[arealeyeopener]

[....goes to room. comes back with phone

sits on an uncomfortable science furniture]

So the gray isn't normal.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No. It's some sort of weird fucked up curse thing. For not showcasing our unit enough. Which I know means fucking nothing to you right now. So---

Look up what you can on future is now. Traits. Lives. Description. Anything you can find.

You should be able to find your own profile, too. But take whatever it says with a fucking grain of salt. Sometimes it's true and sometimes it just fucking mocks you.

[arealeyeopener]

Product of Ophthalmology Engineering?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Please don't be another actual science experiment. Please don't be another actual science experiment]

So, mocking you. Wonderful.

So you'll need a name and a color. It's fine to take your time with the first, but you'll need the second to unlock your wardrobe. Pick something you like because it's important for reasons that completely escape me at this fucking moment.

[arealeyeopener]

[picks a shade of blue]

I'll figure out a name soon. Right now uh.

Uhhh.

Is there someone I can. Call.

[help]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you've picked a color, you can leave the dorm. Might be a good fucking idea to go outside and talk to someone with actual skin pigment to give you the rest of the info.

People dressed up like Power Ranger rejects or in school uniforms are safe. Furries and goths are not. Any other person is approach at your own risk - it could go either way.

Also make sure to come back here by midnight or you'll turn into a fucking pumpkin. And by that I mean, like one of us - but that just might be inevitable at this point anyway.

Fuck your life. And welcome to---

Fuck I used to know the answer to that, too.

Never mind.

[arealeyeopener]

[checks phone]

Future is Now?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes. That's us.

[arealeyeopener]

[...looks around at. all of you guys again whew]

So should I pick up lunch?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just.

starts.

laughing]

Why the fuck not?

[arealeyeopener]

Look this is SO STUPID what else am I suppose to do??

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Put on some real clothes. For starters.

[arealeyeopener]

I KNEW THAT

[..........stomps off to room

comes back dressed after a few]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Applause]

There you go.

Gruel's in the kitchen. It's unappetizing at it looks. Ask someone how we earn our keep around here.

[arealeyeopener]

Are you guys going to be okay by yourselves?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are you?

[arealeyeopener]

Avoid goths and furries, I got it. What's the worst that can happen out there?