(no subject)

[theyregooddogs]

Who: John Doe & You
Where: Online
When: Day 60, Evening - Day 61, Morning

[Look, John doesn't police when your character checks the group channel but there is some new messages from him whenever they get around to the notification. Also, maybe, he doesn't sleep.]

John Doe: If someone on your team has been effected with a fever, use a thermometer to check how high it is.
John Doe: A fever higher than 106 is dangerous and should be treated.
John Doe: Otherwise, give them cold showers and aspirin, keep them hydrated, etc.
John Doe: I can visit if someone on your team is having medical trouble.

Comments

[motorcycle_noises]

sanguine: i'm guessing that's farenheit

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: 40.5 Celsius.
John Doe: America is problematic for a number of reasons.

[motorcycle_noises]

sanguine: yikes, that still sounds pretty bad
sanguine: but that's helpful, thanks

[dragonheartedgirl]

Hiryuu: What's a thermometer?

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: Medical device to take people's temperature.
John Doe: Should be in your first aid kit if you've purchased one already.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Hiryuu: Hiryuu: I have a medicine kit.
Hiryuu: What does it look like?

[cw_underage]

Moreau: Ah
Moreau: This is very thoughtful of you, John-san

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: Don't think most people want to fry their teammate's brain on accident.

[cw_underage]

Moreau: Of course not
Moreau: It seems to be quite a persistent fever, in my dear Angel-chan's case

[searingedgelord]

Silk: What's aspirin?

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: Are you two doing this one purpose?
John Doe: It's medicine. Acetylsalicylic acid. It's for pain, inflammation, and fever.

[searingedgelord]

Silk: Doing what? And who is "you two"?
Silk: I've just never heard of it before.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

#99: Hey, doc. Treating someone right now or can I get an in person meeting?

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: I'm not. Who did you want me to see?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

#99: Me

[puzzlekeeper]

[ wtf's a thermometer

Or a fever with a power level

Good thing other people asked already ]

King: Are you a doctor?

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: I can serve as one. Not actually a doctor, though.

[puzzlekeeper]

King: I see.
King: Well, thank you for the information. One of my unitmates has this illness.
King: It was unclear what to do about it.

[nohalation]

angel: i am sicckk whats a thermomomo
angel: thank u
angel: you are very nie
angel: oh i forfgot
angel: hi im angel
angel: i can buy you a whale doll they are very soft and roun i thinkkkk
angel: are u ok

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: Which round did you make it to?

[artificialinelegance]

foxglove: help help its 150°F am I gonna die

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: Surprise: You're already dead.

[dragonheartedgirl]

Hiryuu: Were you in the game?

[malignstar]

SUNSHINE: thanks for the tips
SUNSHINE: how are you guys doing
SUNSHINE: i heard you had some excitement earlier
SUNSHINE: while i was away
SUNSHINE: should i bring more cookies
SUNSHINE: for you

[theyregooddogs]

John Doe: You can? They ate them last time.