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[neigh_sayer]

Who: C AND YOU
Where: The kitchen/lobby again
When: 60 MORNING sometime after poking HSS

[there's nothing....VISIBLY OFF, this time??? No pranks? No shrunken furniture? HM.

oh wait there's a FIRE ON THE TABLE

Don't worry it's contained. A bunch of candles in whatever holder he could find, and he's got a lid on hand in case it like, becomes a real fire. Totally not dangerous!! Maybe!!]

Morning, morning! Did you know pyromancy is a thing? Neeheehee, the library is so useful!

Sooooo, who wants to see their fortune in the flames of fate?

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[liarliarliar]

Tell me my fortune, brother dearest.

[neigh_sayer]

Can do, brother dear! Ummm...[flipping through a bunch of pages]

Oh, I gotta ask you some questions first! Ahem.

Are you still a--I mean, are you a virgin?

[liarliarliar]

Why would a good pure boy like me not be a virgin brother darling dearest.

Of course I am. NEXT QUESTION.

[neigh_sayer]

Neeheehee! It's a process, is all!

Okay, next--if you have to choose one, would you choose wealth or love?

[liarliarliar]

Love but no you can't have all my points.

[asonoficeandfire]

[pointedly ignoring the fire and heading to the FiN fridge]

[neigh_sayer]

[oh well this is awkward hm

TIME TO CALL OUT ANYWAY]

Duality! Hey! Hey? Duality!

[asonoficeandfire]

[turns to him with a raise eyebrow, face as blank as ever, tbh]

What is it?

[neigh_sayer]

Don't you wanna know your fortune for the day? Like, a legit one! Sort of.

[inspiteful]

...At least you got a lid.

[ He says while eyeing the fire with suspicion, ]

[neigh_sayer]

I'm an officially licensed pyromancer! Safety first.

[inspiteful]

Is there even anyone who gives out a license here?

So what does my future hold for me, C?

[neigh_sayer]

I do! [that's not legitimate]

Alrighty, let's get this started! Are you ready for the questionnaire?

[eatsthecanary]

[ he's looking a bit dubious at the fire but. ]

Go ahead.

[neigh_sayer]

[it's perfectly contained!! ignore the singe on his hat]

Oooh, Whisky's volunteering? This is sure to be interesting.

I gotta ask a few questions first. You gotta be as honest as possible, 'kay?

[eatsthecanary]

[ C buddy. ]

Do I seem like the dishonest type?

[neigh_sayer]

I dunno, you're just sooo sketchy! But okay, let's give it a whirl.

Question one! When you sleep, do you dream?

[unbr8kable]

[Shuffling down for lateish breakfast (bundled in more layers than strictly necessary for braving the kitchen) when--huh, that's different]

Not even providing sweet potatoes or marshmallows? Cruel.

[neigh_sayer]

I gotta have points for that kinda lavishness! And I could share them with you~!

[unbr8kable]

The points? Or the cost?

[neigh_sayer]

Why not both? Take a seat, I'll show you your fortune.

[zugzwange]

Oh, choose me.

[neigh_sayer]

Ah?? Well this is unexpected. . .[looks a little UNSURE but yeah why not. gestures to the seat]

The flames will reveal your fortune! But ya gotta answer the questions sincerely, got it?

[zugzwange]

Did you think I wouldn’t?

[neigh_sayer]

You wouldn't believe the things people lie about! But anywho, let's get this show on the road. [glitter into the fire!!!]

Question one! If you had to only choose one to have, which would it be? Power or love?