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[stakesthesame]

Who: requiem & yous guys
Where: park (and later zrael dorm)
When: day 59 evening/night

[ Today in the park a live is being called!! ... but no one seems to be around, save for some ominous rustling in the shadows of the bushes.

There's a badly written sign made from craft paper and markers that says BEWARE: DEATH LIZARD in shaky scribbles. It's covered in badly drawn stars so it's pretty obvious who did this, honestly...


... not too long after though Zrael members will find a small dog- size velociraptor, all black feathers and scales, curled up comfortably on a bean bag. ]

Comments

[heroicsacrifeyes]

...Death lizard?

[stakesthesame]

[ there's a strange birdlike clicking behind you... ]

[heroicsacrifeyes]

[OH MY! Turns around slooooowly for maximum drama]

[forthetainted]

[omg this is amazing]

Did... she really manage to write like that...

[stakesthesame]

[ i mean, she tried.


There's some rustling to his left. ]

[forthetainted]

[looks to his left]

Requiem..?

[liarliarliar]

Death....lizard...

[stakesthesame]

[ death lizard!!!

There's some growling from the shadows... ]

[liarliarliar]

Death lizards can't hurt me because I'm in an invisible box.

[mimes a box]

[theyregooddogs]

[checking his phone... and talking to the great expanse of who the fuck ever is in the park:]

I don't participate in lives, so turn it off before you get here.

[and pocketing his phone before carrying on with digging up a tidy square of a land]

[eatsthecanary]

You're sounding like a hermit.

[theyregooddogs]

What part of that has anything to do with being a hermit?

[stakesthesame]

[ a small dinosaur comes out of the bushes and stares at him.

can a dinosaur look sour? it sure does. ]

[theyregooddogs]

[holy shit, control your inner nerd, that is the most amazing shit]








[okay, flatly:]

What?

[dragonheartedgirl]

Is this a dragon?

[ A BABY DRAGON?!? ]

[stakesthesame]

[ DOES THE DINOSAUR LAUNCHING FOR UR FACE LOOK LIKE A DRAGON press 1

if no, press 2 ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ what if I press three


and henshin]

[puzzlekeeper]

[ .... is this an AlcheME live.... ]

Would a death lizard really need to hide?

[stakesthesame]

[ SURPRISE, SOMETHING'S JUMPING ON YOUR BACK. it shrieks. ]

[puzzlekeeper]

—Hey!

[ ATTEMPTING TO SMACK IT OFF ]

[lovestained]

[ poking it. ]

[stakesthesame]

[ raptor activation noise!!!!

her feathers fluff up a little and she sleepily raises her head ]

Brrt?

[lovestained]

Hello. I wasn't aware we had a...


[ ???? LAND ANIMALS??? ]

...bird?

[neigh_sayer]

[THERE'S A GIANT (like 3ft) RAT SNIFFING AROUND. with a witch hat. Surely nothing will pop out and surprise it!!]

[stakesthesame]

[ BOLTS OUT TO JUMP ON IIiiiiiiiiwwwhhhhat

slows to a stop, just. staring ]