Uuuuuuuhhhhh. [ He takes a long time to think about that. There's some things in that noggin, but not a lot in this regard - ] Uh! I've definitely had an egg. And not the one I was holding a few seconds ago. I've eaten eggs? Probably. Yes.

[ He should probably know how to cook eggs though, right? That seems normal? He'll just watch like a good student ]

So I could go by Elf-Boy then. [ He's kidding, mostly. He thinks about it ] How about Matzah? I could do a pretty good knock knock joke with that one. 'Matzah matta with you?'

[ He's just like that, but the poking just ends in a laugh ] Hey, if you want jelly donuts I won't stop you - I'll even help eat them!

[ For a moment his expression falters at the follow up question and he sighs. ] Not... really? I mean. I know things. I can still read... and I know what an egg is, obviously. But, uh, most everything else is a blank?