'Twas a frustrating ordeal, in which our hostages adamantly expressed the desire to drown rather than harm anyone, on our team or off. Against the wishes of those outside the orb, we agreed* to honor their requests as not to trample their free will.
[*citation needed]
However, after the first round it came to light that our hostages cared not at all for our free will, and had the tables been turned, they would have disregarded our desires without hesitation, and ceaselessly tortured themselves before our eyes for no reason whatsoever, even when it was not asked of them.
After that, we played enough to keep them from drowning their fool selves. -- Although, in what was no doubt a misplaced sense of kindness for our dear hostage's wishes to do no harm -- not enough to actually win and relieve ourselves of these ailments.
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'Twas a frustrating ordeal, in which our hostages adamantly expressed the desire to drown rather than harm anyone, on our team or off. Against the wishes of those outside the orb, we agreed* to honor their requests as not to trample their free will.
[*citation needed]
However, after the first round it came to light that our hostages cared not at all for our free will, and had the tables been turned, they would have disregarded our desires without hesitation, and ceaselessly tortured themselves before our eyes for no reason whatsoever, even when it was not asked of them.
After that, we played enough to keep them from drowning their fool selves. -- Although, in what was no doubt a misplaced sense of kindness for our dear hostage's wishes to do no harm -- not enough to actually win and relieve ourselves of these ailments.
[she wiggles her toes uselessly]