[Okay. He's buying a memory. Cheaply, of course. Who cares right??
You are treated to The Ending Of Deadpool 2 (pre-credits only. I'm TRYING to keep it under 15 minutes!) Meta-wise, you actually see it like the movie. You see "Double Down," with a high-tech collar on his neck, dive in front of a bullet shot by "Wire" to save a boy. You see Wade take SO LONG to die. You see Cable unable to accept it. You see Vanessa in the afterlife, but return. All the way to Wade's voiceover. You hear the background music and see the way it's shot. honestly this memory has a MUCH better budget than if I picked chronologically.]
Ffffuuuck...
I... does this have to be in shaky-cam? You illegal motherfuckers! You wouldn't steal a car, but you would steal my very first memory?! Can't you spring for an early rip of the Blu-Ray?! Get the fuck with it! I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MY MANAGER-- okay. Okay, I'm fine. I should be digesting this. Wow. [DEEP BREATH.] WOW. Wow.
~Spoiler Alert,~ but you were braced for that when you apped a memory game, weren't you?
You are treated to The Ending Of Deadpool 2 (pre-credits only. I'm TRYING to keep it under 15 minutes!) Meta-wise, you actually see it like the movie. You see "Double Down," with a high-tech collar on his neck, dive in front of a bullet shot by "Wire" to save a boy. You see Wade take SO LONG to die. You see Cable unable to accept it. You see Vanessa in the afterlife, but return. All the way to Wade's voiceover. You hear the background music and see the way it's shot. honestly this memory has a MUCH better budget than if I picked chronologically.]
Ffffuuuck...
I... does this have to be in shaky-cam? You illegal motherfuckers! You wouldn't steal a car, but you would steal my very first memory?! Can't you spring for an early rip of the Blu-Ray?! Get the fuck with it! I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MY MANAGER-- okay. Okay, I'm fine. I should be digesting this. Wow. [DEEP BREATH.] WOW. Wow.