no business like team business

[unbr8kable]

Who: avante
Where: avante
When: avan Day 439ish

[There's something that sounds like...drumming? coming from the war room. That's new?]

[Anyone checking it out will find Nemesis sprawled on a leather easy chair placed distressingly far into the room at this point, apparently just messing around on her phone (the speaker next to it apparently the source of the drumming). There's also a random bowl of spaghetti at the end of the table, next to a stack of papers? Hmm]

Gather 'round, team meeting, yadda yadda...

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[Also on the table,]

[unbr8kable]

[There's a stack of (surprisingly) neatly handwritten surveys and a box with a rectangular hole cut in the top on the main table next to the spaghettizone. There's a little tent card next to them that says:

"Here, now you can talk about gameplay stuff without using mouth words, best of both worlds or whatever"]

Rank what's important in a bad game (1 is most important):

__ not dying
__ not getting fucked up (physically)
__ not getting fucked up (mentally)
__ not doing murder(s) to other teams
__ not doing worse-than-murder to other teams
__ morals or whatever
__ fucking up specific fuckos on other teams
__ protecting specific people on other teams
__ protecting our team from stuff we don't want happening to us
__ protecting units that aren’t usually protected
Other:


I'm down to eat it for:

__ spite

__ ideals

__ the sake of someone I care about
__ a really important goal
__ not having to kill or seriously harm someone else
__ looking badass in the process
__ others can eat it but not me pls
__ there are no circumstances where dying/serious injury's okay, sorry

Let's try to avoid punishments that involve:

Let's try to protect/not to hit this team:

Cool stuff to put in the dorm is:

Other stuff to say???

<span style="font-family: 'Courier', monospace">Rank what's important in a bad game (1 is most important): 
__ not dying __ not getting fucked up (physically) __ not getting fucked up (mentally) __ not doing murder(s) to other teams __ not doing worse-than-murder to other teams __ morals or whatever __ fucking up specific fuckos on other teams __ protecting specific people on other teams __ protecting our team from stuff we don't want happening to us __ protecting units that aren’t usually protected Other:
 I'm down to eat it for:
 __ spite 
__ ideals
 __ the sake of someone I care about __ a really important goal __ not having to kill or seriously harm someone else __ looking badass in the process __ others can eat it but not me pls __ there are no circumstances where dying/serious injury's okay, sorry Let's try to avoid punishments that involve: Let's try to protect/not to hit this team: Cool stuff to put in the dorm is: Other stuff to say???</span>

[daios]

[Hades will show up, and look around, picking up the paper survey and looking at it.]

..... Wait, so what is this all about?

[snowbirds]

[She WILL approach the sound of the drums, just to see what is happening. It sounds EXCITING. She will find a place on the floor to sit and wait patiently until the drums are finished, it's rude to interrupt ok.]

[heavyliesthecrown]

[ Sitting up on his throne at the table. ]

My esteemed and honorable fellow comrades- my seniors, and to our newest members alike-- I am glad that we have gathered here today.

[ It is almost like he called this meeting himself but he didn't. ]

It has been long since we held a meeting of import, and I, too, have felt that with the passage of time it would behoove us to gather together once more for an important round table discussion. I greatly desire to hear your thoughts, new and old alike, and I hope that with our meeting we can have a meaningful and productive discussion, and come together as a team by forging brotherly and sisterly bonds between us all.

Please, share your thoughts openly. Let us not hide our thoughts, but trust one another to protect and cherish that which is important to each other.

[ At least it isn't as long as his last opening monologue. ]

[volunteerwhale]

[Rochalizo finds his chair (an antique-looking ivory balloon chair nowhere near as colourful as he is) quickly and sits in it with utmost confidence despite his newbie status.]

This is surprisingly well-organized.