[ childe squirms against him as he slides a hand up his chest, messing around with the top button as he brings his lips alongside cosmo's ear, tone soft but hot, ] Hades fucks. [ this... isn't news, but let's pretend it is. ]

[ but hearing that five calls cosmo daddy brings him back down to earth hell for... about half a second, and then he's rumbling a purr at him. ] Does that mean I can call you daddy?

[ childe is banned from drugs. ]