[ he's only enjoying what is freely given! ]

Ahhh, you do, you did say that. Must be the repeated amnesia history. [ he rubs at the center of his forehead, giving an idle half-shrug. ] I always seem to forget.

[ which, if they can joke about what they are, they might as well joke about this too. there's some agency in taking something over and making it yours via dark humor. ]

I'll be sure to submit the appropriate paperwork for board review.