[They've gone the whole thread without getting harassed. Law of probabilities says they're screwed]
[Which is to say, right as they're passing by the emergency stairs, a slinky purple cat with tiny bat wings darts through the stairway door to wind itself around Hurricane's legs]
[He stumbles, off balance, and another dives in from up high, a neon yellow bat that scrabbles at his face. He yelps - steps backward, where there is a cat - loses his footing - and there he goes, right down the stairs, since the door is conveniently open]
[It would be almost funny, except he comes tumbling to a stop at the first landing, wincing]
...ow.
[No imps were harmed in the making of this comment]
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[Which is to say, right as they're passing by the emergency stairs, a slinky purple cat with tiny bat wings darts through the stairway door to wind itself around Hurricane's legs]
[He stumbles, off balance, and another dives in from up high, a neon yellow bat that scrabbles at his face. He yelps - steps backward, where there is a cat - loses his footing - and there he goes, right down the stairs, since the door is conveniently open]
[It would be almost funny, except he comes tumbling to a stop at the first landing, wincing]
...ow.
[No imps were harmed in the making of this comment]