scarvedforlife: (Maybe they'll wrestle in jello.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[ PEEKING IN. ]

- Another cute girl! Scandalously dressed, even!
hexsplosive: (pic#12510754)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-17 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[hops to her feet, propping her fists on the side of each hip]

A strange boy! Peeking into the hidden depths of a delicate lady's room! My, how bold.
scarvedforlife: (We could totally pass for 21.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I've learned secrets that no boy should ever have, that will change the way men and women interact for centuries to co-

[ And then I guess Bell closed the door on us. ]
hexsplosive: (pic#12510770)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[. . . BYE]

No no, this will not do!

[sliding towards the door and pressing her ear and hands against it, like. . . she can't just open it and walk out. . .]

Such secrets are meant to be shared! Don't hog such salacious and lascivious information from the public. They deserve to know!
scarvedforlife: (Boyfriends are merely a technicality.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, that information is reserved only for members of the unit on this side of the door!
hexsplosive: (pic#12508752)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-17 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
[a beat]

[and then the door opens]


You drive quite the hard bargain. And here I was looking forward to spending the first day of my vacation lazing about in my inn room. . .
scarvedforlife: (Have I told you about a shark's penis?)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
When there's a whole new world out here to explore and points to be earned by arguing with people?
hexsplosive: (pic#12510726)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-17 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[side-eyeing him a little bit, but keeping her tone light]

Oho, and what sort of points may they be? Brownie points? Geometric points? A point of view?
scarvedforlife: (I'll post it on Twitter.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Monetary points to be exchanged for goods, services, and the ability to do magic science.
hexsplosive: (pic#12510713)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-17 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[NYOOM]

You had me at "money" and "magic!" And all for partaking in a lively controversy? That's the easiest money I've ever made!

[. . .]

[um]


Probably.
scarvedforlife: (I think I've fallen for her.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-17 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
We can also get money for experiments of a scientific nature, but as far as I've seen supplies for experiments are out of pocket.
hexsplosive: (pic#12510766)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-18 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[what's a science?? oh well who cares this sounds RAD

Question: do we need pre-approval from a board of ethics before we proceed?
scarvedforlife: (Really you don't need to be shy about it)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-18 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Not as far as I've heard.
hexsplosive: (pic#12510755)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-19 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful! Nobody likes to be bound by pesky regulations.

[what]

While I have you here, might I make a few inquiries that have nothing to do with what men and women get into under the cover of darkness?
scarvedforlife: (It's okay to fall in love with me.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-20 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
As your dear senior by something like a day or so, I will gladly bestow my amassed wealth of knowledge upon you, given the correct prompting question.
hexsplosive: (pic#12509461)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful! ☆ You may start by imparting upon me, the glorious To be Determined, the knowledge of your name.
Edited 2018-08-21 02:40 (UTC)
scarvedforlife: (Please be harem member #3245!)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-21 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
At your service is the immensely charming, modest dreamer and second choice public speaker of Future is Now, the one and only Shogun~!
hexsplosive: (pic#12510711)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-21 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh. . .? And who is our first choice public speaker?
scarvedforlife: (Have I told you about a shark's penis?)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-21 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Angel, the cutie mascot of the team, is definitely our best line of defense right now.
hexsplosive: (pic#12509456)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-21 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Were you the one who suggested "Q" for "QT" to her? I'm claiming it as my exclusive nickname for her now. No copyright infringement!!
scarvedforlife: (Really you don't need to be shy about it)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-21 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, I can't claim responsibility for that one. She's an angel to me, so an Angel she stays.
hexsplosive: (pic#12510759)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-21 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. That's acceptable. I wonder if she's weak to that smooth talking of yours, too?
scarvedforlife: (What a smooth operator.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-21 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all, which is a part of her charm. She's fun though, we'll definitely be getting into mischief together.
hexsplosive: (pic#12510737)

[personal profile] hexsplosive 2018-08-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
Heeeey, make sure to count me in! I get the feeling mischief and I are quite the besties.
scarvedforlife: (Not as fabulous as Izaya-san.)

[personal profile] scarvedforlife 2018-08-22 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Gladly! Mischief is an activity best shared among friends and family alike!

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