Strawberry cake... yeah, I can see that. Are you new? I mean, I'm still new enough these things are pretty much useless. I mean, look at this shit.

[Not which body part seems tastiest, thanks. Or What, in your mind, constitutes “stalking”. That can fuck right off. No, not have you ever had voyueristic fantasies and he couldn't even answer that until he found someone to define the word voyueristic fir--ah.]

What is your favorite memory with your best friend? Fuck knows if I even have one. And this one's even worse, tell me some things about your family--

Useless, right?