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AlcheME!: We Know Drama
Jul. 17th, 2021 02:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
irregularWho: Excited and Dramatic kiss game participants
Where: the Game Tower
When: Kiss and Hell
[Today, K is going to be roleplaying as a RETAIL ASSISTANT.
[It is a challenging and demanding role that will clearly stretch him to the utmost. He's set up a stall arrayed with brightly-colored and by no means at all sinister bottles of potion, and a clearly hand-lettered banner reading "FREE DRAMA". There are free snacks, too!]
Hey, you.
You want to win the super presdigious audience choice award for most exciting and dramatic kiss, right? Like you're taking this seriously for some reason I dunno, I don't know your life. Or maybe you just wanna make this all a bit less fuckin' boring for an hour or so!
Well. We can help. Want to, uh...
[checks notes]
... spice up your love life with a bunch of bullshit shoujo petals and cat ears or something? We got a potion for that. Wanna ramp off half a bridge while making out and don't wanna forget to make out? We can arrange that for you, so long as you ain't stupid about it. Want to be like... medium big? Not kaijuu big, but medium? We can help out. There's even one that'll make it easier for you to wanna kiss people if you're struggling, apparently. Actually bringing the drama? That's on you. But everything's more dramatic if you're a ten foot tall cat person with your own personal theme song, right?
[OOC: Bonus PRANK LIVE for those of you who may be disinclined to take a sufficiently amusing potion! Some of the snacks have been appropriately spiked, and some of these potion labels may have been switched around, or the length of the effects may have been mildly or drastically understated. List of available AlcheME! potions is here, go nuts live your best life.]
Where: the Game Tower
When: Kiss and Hell
[Today, K is going to be roleplaying as a RETAIL ASSISTANT.
[It is a challenging and demanding role that will clearly stretch him to the utmost. He's set up a stall arrayed with brightly-colored and by no means at all sinister bottles of potion, and a clearly hand-lettered banner reading "FREE DRAMA". There are free snacks, too!]
Hey, you.
You want to win the super presdigious audience choice award for most exciting and dramatic kiss, right? Like you're taking this seriously for some reason I dunno, I don't know your life. Or maybe you just wanna make this all a bit less fuckin' boring for an hour or so!
Well. We can help. Want to, uh...
[checks notes]
... spice up your love life with a bunch of bullshit shoujo petals and cat ears or something? We got a potion for that. Wanna ramp off half a bridge while making out and don't wanna forget to make out? We can arrange that for you, so long as you ain't stupid about it. Want to be like... medium big? Not kaijuu big, but medium? We can help out. There's even one that'll make it easier for you to wanna kiss people if you're struggling, apparently. Actually bringing the drama? That's on you. But everything's more dramatic if you're a ten foot tall cat person with your own personal theme song, right?
[OOC: Bonus PRANK LIVE for those of you who may be disinclined to take a sufficiently amusing potion! Some of the snacks have been appropriately spiked, and some of these potion labels may have been switched around, or the length of the effects may have been mildly or drastically understated. List of available AlcheME! potions is here, go nuts live your best life.]
